Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Melania's Convention Speech

Melania takes the stage.  
(purses lips in Zoolander-like fashion)  
"It like parent always say. 'Ask not what Slovenia do for you. Ask what you do for Slovenia."  
Smiles, turns left, eyes display deer-in-headlights like terror.  
"My husband want unity for everybody. House divided not fall. Four scores and seven years before his father brought great, great nation. With all the liberty and propositioned 'All men be equal.' Not Mexicans. "  
Eyes shift from right to left, then narrow. Appears to be remembering something.  
"Only thing fear is the itself fear. Mr. President Obama, tear down this wall, so we put one up (smile). Speak soft, use big, big stick. Husband always give best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remembers, others may hate you. Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. Then you destroy yourself. Henry, will you pray with me. "  
('We Are the Champions' plays as she exits.)